He spoke about the disgust he felt for people who didn't flush toilets properly after using them. She was impressed; finally a man who was evolved enough to understand the importance of flushing toilets, a man with a sense of hygiene and cleanliness like no other she had met before.
All the talk about toilets seemed to induce a bowel motion in him. He excused himself and came back in a few minutes looking relieved, as if a burden had just been lifted from his shoulders or in this case, his intestines.
Later during the evening she went to the restroom to find the toilet unflushed, complete with a cigarette butt. She flushed the toilet and never mentioned it to him or anyone else.
All the talk about toilets seemed to induce a bowel motion in him. He excused himself and came back in a few minutes looking relieved, as if a burden had just been lifted from his shoulders or in this case, his intestines.
Later during the evening she went to the restroom to find the toilet unflushed, complete with a cigarette butt. She flushed the toilet and never mentioned it to him or anyone else.
Haha!
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